Nine West Wallet
I ran over my wallet!
The one I got in Florida that was more of a clutch type, orange leather wallet. I left it on the roof of my Blazer and drove away. I ran it over on Richmond and had to go back and stop traffic infront of Sunfest to get it back. It had been hit multiple times and has black tire tracks all over it.
At least it wasn't the baby! (from Pa).
The one I got in Florida that was more of a clutch type, orange leather wallet. I left it on the roof of my Blazer and drove away. I ran it over on Richmond and had to go back and stop traffic infront of Sunfest to get it back. It had been hit multiple times and has black tire tracks all over it.
At least it wasn't the baby! (from Pa).
posted by Like duh! @ 12:30 a.m.
2 Comments:
At 2:02 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
You've got to be kidding me!??!?!
Thank God it wasn't the Santa Claus Parade - and thank God it was Nine West and not Louis Vuitton!
Also, I sure hope that my picture (which is of course placed lovingly at the top of your wallet - right beside the I "heart" Taco Bell-Customer Appreciation Card no doubt!) was not ruined in the process! Now THAT would be devastating!!!
That does however give me a great idea for your b-day - a multi-purpose tether cord which will no doubt keep the following items close at hand 24-7 (the following items are in no particular order):
1. Your wallet (the most recent thing left on the top of your car)
2. Your child (the second most recent thing you may or may not have left on the roof of your car!) - Sha since we are no longer cutting your hair, you are allowed to have that dead-sexy wind blown look!
3. Your bra (or underwear for that matter)which may at times be a little less than co-operative!! This will insure that they will not be migrating aywhere they should not be...
4. Your favourite picture of me! (self-explanatory)
5. Your EI Rules Handbook because you need it handy when you want to smash it over someone's head. This procedure could be quite often, so we don't want you to throw out your back reaching for the handbook...
6. Your trusty squirt gun to nail people in those moments when you just can't control yourself anymore. Note to self: the water can be exchanged for Windex (it stings a bit more!) should the need arise
7. And last, but certainly not least, your bible...so that when you have a free moment from reading the EI Handbook, you can try to find the answer to the question that keeps running through your head: "Why me God?"!!!
Love Always,
At 2:31 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
Halmark Card Idea # 3024:
"My sincerest sympathies in the loss of your Florida Imported Tangerine Nine-West Wonder Wallet. - It will be greatly missed by us all"
(Free Kleenex* Tissue included with the sale of each of these cards)
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