iPhone

I'm thinking about getting an iPhone. My research concludes it includes the following features:

1. Phone calling
2. Camera
3. Music
4. Internet

Which, of course, I have. But not all in one device.

Today was supposed to be the day EI called me back. Well, actually, that was yesterday, but I gave them today as a "gimme", a "mulligan", a "get out of jail free card".

Because the specialists at EI don't accept incoming calls. Yeah...I know. You heard this story before. You have to talk to a rep and then they take down your number and the specialist will call you back in 24 hours. But they don't.

And, I can't call them. They don't give out their ext to the public. Real nice.

But this iPhone, I have to have it.

Imagine a world, where I can spend more time on the phone trying to get answers, over and over again. But I can be anywhere. Anywhere! Where I can take pictures of myself rolling my eyes, pulling out my hair, banging my head off the wall, jabbing a pencil in my eye and flipping the bird. And send them in a click of a button.

And I can send them the link to this blog!

Ohhhhh...take me to a place where I can do all this and I can pick my version of music to play during the call. I'm thinking Ozzy Osbourne, Hells Bells or maybe...

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that phase.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space

And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Probably

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control

Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me