An hour
of my life that I won't get back.
- I've worked here for 2 years, and it isn't possible to extend your claim. I know what I'm talking about.
OK. I've read all of your policies. And it is. So can you check? (goodie. A newbie!)
You would have needed to return to work.
No. That is a rumour I heard a lot too. But it isn't true. (Totally not true).
- I don't need to check.
I think you should. (maybe take a policy refresher course and invite your coworkers?)
- Hold. ~walk the way the wind blows...hoping for you darling...to be here~
Oh. Ok. Yeah. You can. You need a specialist.
- Yeah. (actually, I think I am the specialist...can I just be paid a salary and get a job with you?)
I see it can be done but I can't do it. (I can hear you typing, you have a computer, can we use it?)
- Yeah. (shock and awe!)
I'll put another request through. It will be two business days.
- Perfect. So I just call back on Monday? ('cause I really doubt your specialist is going to call).
No. We are going to call you back in two business days. (Really?!?)
- But if you don't call, I call you? (thank god it is a 1-800 number).
Yeah.
- I've worked here for 2 years, and it isn't possible to extend your claim. I know what I'm talking about.
OK. I've read all of your policies. And it is. So can you check? (goodie. A newbie!)
You would have needed to return to work.
No. That is a rumour I heard a lot too. But it isn't true. (Totally not true).
- I don't need to check.
I think you should. (maybe take a policy refresher course and invite your coworkers?)
- Hold. ~walk the way the wind blows...hoping for you darling...to be here~
Oh. Ok. Yeah. You can. You need a specialist.
- Yeah. (actually, I think I am the specialist...can I just be paid a salary and get a job with you?)
I see it can be done but I can't do it. (I can hear you typing, you have a computer, can we use it?)
- Yeah. (shock and awe!)
I'll put another request through. It will be two business days.
- Perfect. So I just call back on Monday? ('cause I really doubt your specialist is going to call).
No. We are going to call you back in two business days. (Really?!?)
- But if you don't call, I call you? (thank god it is a 1-800 number).
Yeah.
posted by Like duh! @ 12:00 p.m.
1 Comments:
At 9:45 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
I seriously believe that if I keep on reading this blog at work - I may very well pee my pants one day from laughing so hard.
How is it possible that everything that you guys do turns into a long lost episode of Everybody Loves Raymond?!?!??!
Keep on writing Nan! God only knows EI Benefits will not likely cover therapy sessions - so this just may have to do!!!
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